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    NUGENT: Charging the mound over Clemens

    By Ted Nugent

    Fedzilla is taking former baseball pitcher Roger Clemens to federal court on charges that he lied to Congress regarding his previous sworn testimony about using steroids. Published August 30, 2010

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    NUGENT: Happy fang and claw perfection, America

    By Ted Nugent

    It is upon us, and there is not a damn thing anyone can do about it. Call me weird, but I do wintertime stuff each winter, springtime stuff each spring, summertime stuff each summer, and hallelujah, fall hunting season stuff every day of the fall hunting season. I cant help myself. I'm such a hopelessly organic nature boy. There really is a call of the wild, Martha, and I hear it loud and clear. Published August 23, 2010

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    NUGENT: The Middle East's widdle Hitler

    By Ted Nugent

    There are a few dangerous things we can all agree on. For example, we surely can agree it's not wise to pet rabid dogs, commune with grizzly bears, swim in piranha-infested rivers or, of course, take a ride with me in a rental car. Published August 23, 2010

  • NUGENT: Muslim mosque-teers

    By Ted Nugent

    There are no words to express the outrage Americans would have expressed if the Japanese government had proposed to build a memorial to their fallen soldiers at Pearl Harbor immediately following World War II. We can only hope President Truman would have ordered our military to carpet-bomb and firebomb the Japanese again for being so rude and stupid. Published August 19, 2010

  • NUGENT: Trade Fedzilla for fair tax

    By Ted Nugent

    Simpler is always better, especially as it pertains to Fedzilla, whose mission is to complicate things to such a degree that ordinary Americans no longer understand how our government works or who it works for. Published August 16, 2010

  • NUGENT: Extermination crew to the rescue

    By Ted Nugent

    As leftists gain confidence with their stranglehold on Congress, the media and the White House, it is getting easier all the time to identify their suicidal tendencies. Common-sense Americans are increasingly waking up to the Obama fan club that hates entrepreneurialism, capitalism and the American Dream of excellence. Published August 11, 2010

  • NUGENT: Bureaucrats burn our bucks

    By Ted Nugent

    Sen. John McCain and Sen. Tom Coburn just released a report on more of Fedzilla's insane and wasteful blowtorching of our tax dollars on things we don't need or want and only someone mentally deranged would allow. After reading an article that illuminated the most wasteful examples of torching our tax dollars, I'm surprised my request for a federal grant to study gopher hunting with grenades on the White House lawn was denied. Seemed like such a gimme. Published August 9, 2010

  • NUGENT: Loco motion

    By Ted Nugent

    This may not be the end, but I think I can see it from here. Ever so hesitatingly and oh so painfully, I hate to admit that I am beginning to wonder why Americans even bother to vote anymore on controversial issues. If the America-hating liberals, socialists and Marxists in charge don't like the outcome of a decision by "we the people," they either sue and get a black-robed, leftist federal judge to declare the results unconstitutional or they get the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) to sue for them. Hey, if you can't beat us at the polls, take us to court or sue us in the bizarro world of the corrupt American anti-justice court system. Freedom for sale at what price? Published August 6, 2010

  • NUGENT: Swamp rats along the Potomac

    By Ted Nugent

    Instead of "draining the swamp" of corruption, as Nancy Pelosi promised Americans in 2006, under her tenure as speaker of the House, the congressional swamp has grown more putrid, more corrupt, and even more out-of-touch with ordinary Americans. Published August 4, 2010

  • NUGENT: Drunk on stupid

    By Ted Nugent

    In these tough and turbulent economic times, we need to look for small things we can be thankful for. Published August 3, 2010

  • NUGENT: It is us

    By Ted Nugent

    Barack Hussein Obama did not sneak into power. An army of clueless, disconnected, ignorant Americans invited him to bring his Marxist, glaringly anti-American jihad into our lives. Published July 30, 2010

  • NUGENT: America's economic hari-kari

    By Ted Nugent

    Anyone with a lick of common sense will tell you that when you are in a hole, you need to quit digging. Continuing to dig will only create a larger problem. Do schools teach this? Published July 23, 2010

  • NUGENT: Dear Mexico …

    By Ted Nugent

    Bienvenido. Welcome. As the November elections draw nearer, political campaigns most assuredly will heat up and become more tense and filled with rancor. As with any election, you have to dig for the truth. Published July 22, 2010

  • NUGENT: Differences between Carter and Obama? None.

    By Ted Nugent

    Other than the Georgia peanut farmer turned governor and now a Chicago community rabble rouser turned senator, there is little substantive political difference between President Barack Obama and President Jimmy Carter. Published July 13, 2010

  • NUGENT: To err on the side of freedom is no error

    By Ted Nugent

    In a world increasingly hellbent on abandoning logic and the ensuing escalation of Obama madness, it is clearly time for the maximum celebration of the good old, always reliable Uncle Ted crowbar of logic. Published July 9, 2010

  • NUGENT: Build cages - the street rats will come

    By Ted Nugent

    My job for the past 45 summers has been to rock 'n' roll unsuspecting fun lovers' skulls into talcum powder with my mighty American-made Gibson guitar. This summer is no different, as my killer band and I throttle relentlessly with my Trample the Weak Hurdle the Dead tour. Think of me as Dirty Harry with a ponytail. Published July 2, 2010

  • NUGENT: Black-robers need to read the Constitution

    By Ted Nugent

    With the beautiful Atlantic Ocean whitecapping out my hotel window on Fort Lauderdale Beach this fine American rock 'n 'roll summer morning, the only thing more beautiful is my handsome, oh-so-utilitarian Glock Model 20, 10 mm semi-auto pistol and 12 loaded high-capacity magazines sitting on the little table next to me. I am such a man for all seasons. Can you say cocked, locked and ready to rock, doc? Published July 1, 2010

  • EDITORIAL: Nugent tramples the weak-minded

    By THE WASHINGTON TIMES - The Washington Times

    A Ted Nugent concert is 75 percent hard-charging rock 'n' roll and 25 percent a celebration of red-white-and-blue values. Published July 1, 2010

  • NUGENT: The Fedzilla destructo derby rages on

    By Ted Nugent

    If Fedzilla were to overhaul the automobile industry like it proposes to overhaul Wall Street, I'm convinced it would demand the automobile industry produce cars without steering wheels. Published June 29, 2010

  • NUGENT: Let the big dogs run

    By Ted Nugent

    As much as I dearly respect this great warrior, the good Gen. Stanley A. McChrystal forgot one of the fundamentals of leadership: The pace of the pack is set by the lead dog. Published June 25, 2010

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