'Your papers, please' must never be heard in America

Homer Bailey had a certain milestone on his mind when he walked to the mound Friday night. He wound up pulling off an even bigger feat.

Henry Rodriguez knows what it's like to surrender a home run. But it's not a feeling he's all that familiar with. His stuff, as good as it is, makes it difficult for hitters to generate solid contact.
Pittsburgh outfielder Alex Presley is comfortable with the fun people tend to have with his last name. His Twitter feed is even named AlexNotElvis.
Pittsburgh Pirates rookie outfielder and leadoff hitter Alex Presley was scratched from the lineup for Saturday's game against the St. Louis Cardinals due to a left thumb contusion.
"I'm just trying to get on base, provide a spark and get us going," he said.
Presley said x-rays were not scheduled to be taken.