'Your papers, please' must never be heard in America

Viewers were incensed Sunday night when NBC cut away from the Olympics' conclusion to air a sitcom featuring a monkey.

Urkel, the Empress of Soul and one of the Green Bay Packers are waltzing onto "Dancing With the Stars."
Urkel, the Empress of Soul and one of the Green Bay Packers are waltzing onto "Dancing With the Stars."

Jimmy Fallon has apologized to Republican presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann for the introduction that was played when she appeared on his show Monday.
No one has the mirrorball in the bag.
Ricki Lake fell one dance short of the mirrorball trophy on "Dancing With the Stars."
Rob Kardashian swung to the top of the "Dancing with the Stars" leaderboard Monday.

Soccer star Hope Solo has been kicked off of "Dancing With the Stars."
Soccer star Hope Solo has been kicked off of "Dancing With the Stars."
J.R. Martinez didn't need any more love from the "Dancing with the Stars" judges.
A trip to next month's "Dancing With the Stars" finale is worth more than $10,000.
Wrestling star Chris Jericho was smacked down on "Dancing With the Stars," eliminated from the competition one night after landing in last place on the hit ABC show.
Radio host Mike Catherwood is the first celebrity voted off the new season of "Dancing with the Stars."
"You've turned into an amazing dancer and an amazing friend," she said.
Burke told her partner he exceeded her expectations every week.