'Your papers, please' must never be heard in America

The Atlanta Falcons raced to a 17-0 lead and the defense made it stand up, picking off five of Drew Brees' passes and ending his NFL-record touchdown streak at 54 games with a 23-13 victory Thursday night.
Peyton Manning's longest pass play of the preseason didn't go to one of his towering tight ends or his mammoth wide receivers.

What a way to celebrate the 30-year anniversary of "The Catch."
The Detroit Lions hardly looked like a playoff neophyte.
Matthew Stafford connected with Will Heller on a 10-yard touchdown and the Detroit Lions, making their first playoff appearance since 1999, jumped to a surprising 7-0 lead on the New Orleans Saints after the first quarter at a raucous Superdome on Saturday night.
Drew Brees and the record-setting Saints held nothing back in their season finale, heading into the playoffs in dominant fashion.

Just because the Washington Redskins have been out of the playoff picture since Thanksgiving doesn't mean the last Sunday of the NFL regular season can't be entertaining.
Drew Brees has broken the NFL record for yards passing in a season, surpassing a mark that had stood since Dan Marino set it in 1984.
Drew Brees makes setting records sound so simple.
Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford is "day to day" after hurting his right ankle late in Sunday's loss to the Atlanta Falcons.
They come in all shapes and sizes, those dynamic NFL players who can alter the course of a game with a single play.

Brandon Banks sat at his locker and shook his head, thinking about the difference between this season and last year's breakout campaign, when he emerged as the Washington Redskins' threat-to-break-a-long-one returner.
Tom Brady set an NFL passing record Sunday, which isn't exactly surprising.

Tom Brady threw for 423 yards six days after setting a single-game team record of 517, leading the New England Patriots over the San Diego Chargers 35-21 on Sunday.
When Drew Brees needed a 12-yard completion to keep a drive alive against Chicago's vaunted defense, he stepped up in the pocket and aired it out instead.
New Orleans replaced Bush with free-agent running back Darren Sproles, who told the AP on Thursday night he had agreed to a four-year contract with the Saints.