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Topic - Death
The first page of the most recent collection, "The Saturday Evening Pearls," reminds us of this fact with all the subtlety of a baseball bat to the back of your head.
If the Deaths have "any questions or concerns," he tells them they should "feel free to ask."
"Well, we do have one," says Mr. Death. "How safe is the neighborhood?"