By Rand Paul
Obama acts as though we no longer have a Constitution
The clock is ticking for "Jersey Shore."

NBC News has sent managers at its affiliated stations an apology for putting them through severe criticism after "Today" failed to carry the moment of silence the nation observed on Sept. 11, according to a report by the New York Times.
"Jersey Shore" is over and done in Seaside Heights, but the MTV reality show is still causing aggravation for some folks here.
"Jersey Shore" is over and done in Seaside Heights, but the MTV reality show is still causing aggravation for some folks here.
A cast member of the "Jersey Shore" reality series has been banned for two years from a restaurant where she got drunk.
A group hug signaled the end of filming for the sixth season of MTV's "Jersey Shore" reality series.

NBC says "The Voice" is teaming a crooner and a country singer for the show's new season.
Don't call him Pauly.
"Jersey Shore" cast member Deena Cortese got a costly reminder Tuesday of a lesson parents tell their children: Make sure you stay on the sidewalk.
Dancing in the streets might have been fun to do in the days of Motown, but it landed a "Jersey Shore" cast member in court.

Dancing in the streets might have been fun to do in the days of Motown, but it landed a "Jersey Shore" cast member in court.
There's a certain T-shirt hanging on the wall of The Shore Store, a boardwalk clothing shop where cast members of MTV's "Jersey Shore" punch the clock at their day jobs for the show. It reads, "I Love Seaside Heights, New Jersey this time of year!"

Jack Osbourne, 26, son of rock legend Ozzy Osbourne, has been diagnosed with multiple sclerosis, the former reality television star revealed to People magazine.
Police are releasing details about the arrest of "Jersey Shore" cast member Deena Cortese in the town where the MTV show is based.

Five years after being treated for breast cancer, "Good Morning America" co-host Robin Roberts has a new health fight on her hands.
The tanned Cortese, who said she's spent every summer on the Jersey shore since she was 17 years old, sported a big bruise on her knee Friday, calling it "a battle scar" recently earned from partying.
"I wasn't expecting that right away," said Cortese. "That video, I literally didn't mean any disrespect to anyone. If I did offend anyone, I apologize. It's just a slang word I said and didn't mean it. I didn't want to offend anyone. It wasn't disrespectful at all."