'Your papers, please' must never be heard in America
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Minnesotans often brag about surviving the state's brutal winters, but for the past three decades, their pro football team has played in the shielded warmth of the Metrodome.
Besides those timelessly unfashionable winter one-pieces, Abramson said most fans wrapped their lower halves in "stadium bags," which he describes as "a sort of half-sleeping bag type of thing that kept your butt warm."
"I never owned a snowmobile, but you better believe I had a snowmobile suit and I wore it to every one of those games," said Minneapolis attorney Frank Abramson, whose family has owned Vikings season tickets since 1962.