'Your papers, please' must never be heard in America
The first week of NFL free agency isn't over yet, and it's already becoming difficult to keep track of who's coming and going.
Even with Eric Decker down, Peyton Manning didn't miss a beat.

For the 26th year running, Santa and his retinue — elves, reindeer, the Grinch, Frosty — will do water sports on the Potomac River. Yes, water sports.
Denver Broncos defensive player Jason Hunter was struck in the left upper chest by a kitchen knife hurled at him by his girlfriend during an argument over cell phones, according to a police report obtained by The Associated Press.
The Golden State Warriors parted ways with coach Keith Smart on Wednesday, the first major fallout this offseason from a new ownership group that has promised sweeping changes to the perennial underachieving franchise.
Denver Broncos defensive end Jason Hunter was stabbed in Detroit on Wednesday and taken to a local hospital for treatment. His agent said the wound wasn't life-threatening.
Detroit police say Denver Broncos defensive end Jason Hunter has been stabbed and taken to a local hospital.
The officers who wrote the report said the girlfriend was angry about having found a bag of cell phones, which Hunter claimed "were not his and belonged to his boy."
Hunter told police the woman waved the knife and told him to stay back before throwing it "on accident" during the morning of April 27, according to the six-page report obtained through a Freedom of Information Act request.