By Elaine Donnelly
Extending sexual misconduct to combat units

Chores piling up. DVRs stuffed and groaning with unwatched favorites. Late, bleary strolls into the office. Welcome to the Great Olympic Time Suck, that unsung sport that has millions glued to coverage of the London Games rather than tending to real life.
"He's not getting his nightly walk. Period," a contrite O'Grady admitted.