'Your papers, please' must never be heard in America

"O: A Presidential Novel," written by Anonymous and published by Simon & Schuster — otherwise known as Simon & Sh-h-h-h — has journalists chafing to speculate on who or what is behind the cheeky fiction centered on the upcoming 2012 presidential election.
"Despite having written two books of his own and dominated the national media for several years, Barack Obama is still something of an enigma. Our hope is that fiction will offer some resonant truths about what President Obama is really thinking," Mr. Karp adds.