'Your papers, please' must never be heard in America
La Cuarta is a Chilean tabloid daily. Both in style and content it is the closest the Chilean press comes to a good old-fashioned British tabloid. One of its main features is an extremely generous helping of T&A, highlighted by a weekly insert of nude photographs; another element of its sleaziness is its plebeian style of headlining stories, reminiscent of the Spanish spoken by a village drunk in the countryside. - Source: Wikipedia
Don Francisco says he got a breakfast surprise Wednesday morning: a 43-year-old man wants to call him "papa."