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Topic - Lisa De Pasquale
Is there any better way to protest against today's Democratic Party than participating in private enterprise? Only if it involves free exercise of religion, the one thing that they hate more than business.
"Since it's the thirtieth anniversary of Elvis Presley's death, Elvis Presley Enterprises is sponsoring tribute artist contests all over the country," explains Miss De Pasquale, who was born in 1977, the same year Elvis died (or is he still alive?).
"Some of the contestants are pretty famous in tribute artist circles," she says of the 22 featured Washington-area Elvis impersonators, including "a doctor that does the Elvis thing on the side."