
So then, during the audit, he actually refers to his yearly income as ... (Illustration by Dana Summers for the Orlando Sentinel)

March Madmen (Illustration by Dana Summers for the Orlando Sentinel)

Hollywood made us look bad! (Illustration by Dana Summers for the Orlando Sentinel)

Access to the White House has been canceled, unless you have $500,000. (Illustration by Dana Summers for the Orlando Sentinel)

When we see white smoke, it means they've reached a budget deal. (Illustration by Dana Summers for the Orlando Sentinel)

My tax and spend elixir will cure the sequestration plague. (Illustration by Dana Summers for the Orlando Sentinel)

And the Oscar for biggest hypocrite goes to ... (Illustration by Dana Summers for the Orlando Sentinel)

I cannot tell a lie ... (Illustration by Dana Summers for the Orlando Sentinel)

The president plays golf with Tiger. (Illustration by Dana Summers for the Orlando Sentinel)