'Your papers, please' must never be heard in America

These are frantic days for the man the Manhattan tabloids call the Soda Jerk. Michael R. Bloomberg, the mayor of New York, is reviewing his troops, readying the SWAT teams for his campaign to beat back the crime wave sweeping over Gotham.

A detailed account from the Miami New Times listed Gonzalez among several star baseball players and other athletes linked to a Miami clinic called Biogenesis run by Anthony Bosch. The report, which was based on records obtained from the clinic as well as interviews with customers and former employees, was headlined by the inclusion of New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez.

Regret hangs in each of Venjah Hunte's neat cursive words spread over two and a half pages of notebook paper.
Lorena Ochoa has no regrets about leaving the LPGA Tour to devote all of her time to her family and foundation.