By Elaine Donnelly
Extending sexual misconduct to combat units

Hey, it could have been worse for Paul Ryan. He could have tried to pass himself off as Jim Ryun, just to see if anybody was paying attention. So give him credit for exercising some restraint.
Here's my dream scenario: The Countdown to 756 drags on into September ... and Ted Koppel comes out of retirement to launch a new program: "The Bonds Crisis — Bud Selig Held Hostage."