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D.C. United still sit at the bottom of the Eastern Conference with just one win on the 2013 campaign. But for the first time in more than two months, the club managed to avoid defeat Sunday.
The Broncos' rise to the top of the AP Pro32 NFL power rankings began in the last six weeks of the regular season.
Being the NFL's only unbeaten team has its perks _ at least this week.
Lionel Messi scored four times to take his season tally to an unprecedented 72 goals and give Barcelona coach Pep Guardiola a 4-0 win over crosstown rival Espanyol in his last home game at Camp Nou on Saturday.
The Redskins addressed one of their biggest needs on Day 2 of the NFL draft Friday, selecting Southern Methodist left guard Josh LeRibeus after trading down two spots in the third round.
Barcelona forward Lionel Messi scored a penalty against Levante on Saturday to match Cristiano Ronaldo's Spanish league record 41 goals in a season, set less than two hours earlier.
If nothing else, D.C. United rookie Nick DeLeon knows how to make a first impression.
It looked like D.C. United were going to escape with a scoreless tie against Sporting Kansas City in the club's season-opener at RFK Stadium on Saturday night before 16,314 fans.
Bill Polian earned the trust of Colts owner Jim Irsay by presiding over the league's greatest turnaround in 1999.

Despite a brave effort late in the game to try and pull out a win, D.C. United had to settle for a 1-1 tie with the visiting Portland Timbers on Wednesday, and with it, see the club's playoff hopes dashed.
Newcastle United's trip to the United States could hardly be considered a vacation, but the English Premier League soccer team may need one to recover from it.
Sporting Kansas City said forward Omar Bravo has suffered a hernia injury and will be out 3-6 weeks.

After a five-day tryout proved that he was a good teammate who lacked enough soccer skills, NFL star Chad Ochocinco got what he was hoping for Tuesday _ a spot on the reserve team for Sporting Kansas City.

When it comes to soccer, Chad Ochocinco looks like a football player.

Switching from football to soccer won't be easy for Chad Ochocinco, if it happens at all.