By Andrew P. Napolitano
The president's men trash the Constitution to pursue antagonists
Baby-faced 16-year-old Eric Kurn climbed onto the comedy club stage, gave the packed room a look of wide-eyed cluelessness and launched into his deadpan bit: "I think it's time I had a girlfriend. ... There's just one little problem. None of the girls I know think it's time I had a girlfriend."
At one point, she said "fricking," the show's closest brush with profanity.
