'Your papers, please' must never be heard in America
Matt Cain tossed and turned and managed all of about four hours of sleep following his history-making gem for the Giants.
As a general rule, sports team owners should leave the fashion tips to Tim Gunn.
Pitching has again become the dominant force in baseball over the past couple of years, the hitters not standing much of a chance against all those arms.
Philadelphia's Roy Halladay will start for the National League in Tuesday night's All-Star Game against the Los Angeles Angels' Jered Weaver.
Yankees owner George Steinbrenner will be on the Hall of Fame veterans committee ballot next month with former New York manager Billy Martin.

Charles Oscar Finley was perhaps the most universally disliked person in baseball history. A self-made insurance millionaire who owned the A's/Athletics franchise for nearly two decades, he moved the franchise from Philadelphia to Kansas City and then to Oakland, Calif., where it remains today.