

KANSAS CITY, Mo. --- Those omnipresent Dasani cups that always pop up at the NCAA tournament?
Gone.
Instead, they've been replaced with Vitamin Water cups. At least it's something different.
Something that remains the same --- the NCAA cup nazis, who insist upon all beverages being "decanted" --- no, really, that's what the sign says --- into the Vitamin Water cups.
More to come as Maryland takes the floor for practice.
--- Patrick Stevens

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