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Eating certain foods can dampen sexual desire. So go ahead and blame your okra-rich diet. Published October 15 2009 · Comment
California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has to give his wife a talking-to about driving with a cell phone in hand. He outlawed it in his "Anti-Girly Men" act. Published October 14 2009 · Comment
Marge Simpson appears naked on the cover of Playboy magazine. Yeah, that Marge Simpson. The cartoon. You got a problem with that? Published October 9 2009 · Comment
President Obama has won the Nobel Peace Prize. Even he said "for what?" Published October 9 2009 · Comment
NASA has crashed two spacecraft into the moon. Authorities are questioning Lindsay Lohan and Amy Winehouse on DUI suspicions. Published October 9 2009 · Comment
A blueberry smoothie in the morning can help you think better in the afternoon. I could use a blueberry smoothie now ... or a beer. Published October 5 2009 · Comment
McDonald's plans to open a restaurant at the Louvre. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder in France? A Royale with cheese. Published October 4 2009 · Comment
President Obama took his wife out to dinner to celebrate their 17th anniversary. Isn't it romantic? And secure? Published October 4 2009 · Comment
Archeologists have found the site of a smaller version of Stonehenge about a mile from the original. Think of it as "Stonehenge Lite." Published October 4 2009 · Comment
The WWE's chief executive is running for the U.S. Senate from Connecticut. I hope Hulk Hogan joins the campaign. The election could use a some Hulkamania. Published September 16 2009 · Comment
A blueberry smoothie in the morning can help you think better in the afternoon. I could use a blueberry smoothie now ... or a beer. Published September 11 2009 · Comment
Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi says he's the best that Italy's ever had. Apparently, he doesn't know that Italy tells that to all of its prime ministers. Published September 11 2009 · Comment
Paris Hilton's former BFF has given birth to boy she has named Sparrow. That's going to look good on a driver's license. Published September 10 2009 · Comment
A new study shows that a good-sized thigh can reduce the risk of heart disease. Well, looks like I can cross heart disease off my list of worries. Published September 4 2009 · Comment
Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi is going to ask the U.N. to abolish Switzerland. Question: What about the chocolate? Published September 4 2009 · Comment

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