

Wonder what Clinton Portis does when he's not working at Redskin Park?
The fun-loving running back was in Los Angeles last Thursday as a judge in ... drumroll, please ... the first NFL PLAYERS Rookie Burger Bowl. Portis was one of three judges who deemed the winner the burger topped with pepper jack cheese, bacon strips, guacamole, pico de gallo and spicy chipotle cream.
However, don't tell Redskins owner Dan Snyder that the face of his franchise helped award the blue ribbon to Stephen McGee, a quarterback for the (gasp) Dallas Cowboys.
An expenses-paid trip to LaLa Land to judge a best burger contest. It's pretty sweet being CP from the end of the season until the start of training camp, isn't it?
-- David Elfin

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