Out of Context Archive: December 2008
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Redskins reconnect, for now
The Washington Redskins say they're all together now. So cue up the band and get that wagon rolling! Published December 11 2008
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Senate GOP eyeing Bill Clinton's testimony at confirmation hearings
Senate Republicans want former President Bill Clinton to testify at the confirmation hearings for his wife, Hillary. Just for fun. Just for old times' sake. Published December 11 2008
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Political moms on the move — to D.C.
The moms of Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden say they will move to Washington. Hope they get along with the in-laws. Published December 10 2008
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Joe the Plumber says John McCain 'appalled' him
Joe the Plumber says the Republican presidential nominee "appalled" him with his answers on federal bailouts. Politics ain't pretty, unlike plumbing. Published December 10 2008
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Scientists: Manmade global warming is a sham
A growing cadre of international scientists say human activity is not the cause of global warming. As they score it: Sun 1, Man 0. Published December 10 2008
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Restaurant jobs vanish in shrinking economy
Restaurant owners are cutting back on job as customers avoid eating out during the economic downturn. Expect to see more waiters and waitresses turn to acting to make ends meet, especially in Hollywood. Published December 10 2008
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Calif. could have no money by March
California faces deep cuts in state jobs this month and could be out of cash by March. Too bad the Golden State isn't one of the Big Three automakers. Or actually made of gold. Published December 10 2008
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AIG looking for another $10 billion
The insurance company that has received $150 billion from the federal government says it needs a little bit. Just a little bit, nothing too big. A few billion, just a few. No need to make a federal case out of it. Published December 10 2008
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Lawmaker wants to end BCS system for college football
A lawmaker from Texas wants to make it a federal crime to call a football game a national championship without a playoff. Yeah, this is the all-consuming, most critical issue of our time. Thanks. Published December 10 2008
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Broadway shows face the ax because of the economy
Broadway theaters have seen their audiences shrink as the economy has worsened and several shows face early ends. The show must go on — but with less overhead. Published December 10 2008
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Group gives tents to L.A. homeless
A small group of homeless people in Los Angeles have received portable shelters from an advocacy group. What would the "City of Angels" be without some real angels? Published December 10 2008
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Nervous investors opt for zero-interest bonds
In an attempt to minimize their losses, some investors are putting their money in bonds that offer zero interest. The core of our economic problem is that our money no longer works for us. We've got to get it up and working again. Lazy money! Published December 10 2008
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'Milk,' 'Wall-E' named best films of 2009
Critics on the East and West coasts have chosen a biopic and cartoon as the best movies of the year. What do critics know? Give me "The Dark Knight." And maybe "Pineapple Express." Published December 10 2008
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White House, Democrats near bailout deal for car makers
The White House and Democratic leaders have reached a tentative bailout deal for Detroit automakers. As they say, "Every little bit helps." Especially when the help comes in billions of dollar bills. Published December 10 2008
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Coffee shortage on the horizon
A smaller coffee harvest is expected to produce a major shortage next year. What am I supposed to dunk my doughnut in? Spring water? Published December 9 2008
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Clean house in 30 minutes
Sometimes you just need to clean your home quickly for unexpected guests. In my household, such unexpected guests are no friends of mine. Published December 9 2008
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Clean house in 30 minutes
Sometimes you just need to clean your home quickly for unexpected guests. In my household, such unexpected guests are no friends of mine. Published December 9 2008
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Report: Jack in the Box burger is bad health value
A food-monitoring center says a Jack in the Box bacon cheeseburger is high in fat and carcinogens. Oh but it tastes sooo good! Published December 9 2008
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Ships must slow down for whales
A new maritime law will force large ships and ocean liners to slow down near whales. It's not a fluke — moby it can save lives. Sorry about that. Really. Published December 9 2008
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Book author, 9, gets movie deal
The 9-year-old boy who wrote a book about how to talk to girls now has a movie deal. I hate this kid. I really hate this kid. Published December 9 2008
