- The Washington Times - Thursday, January 16, 2003

A Guy Thing (2003) (PG-13) A romantic farce about the dilemma facing a prospective groom played by Jason Lee: The morning after his bachelor party, he wakes up in bed with Julia Stiles, the cousin of his fiancee, Selma Blair. Presumably, a hilarious time will be had by all.
Kangaroo Jack (2003) (PG) A slapstick farce aimed playfully at juvenile funny bones while transporting ne'er-do-well buddies, Jerry O'Connell and Anthony Anderson, from Brooklyn to the Australian outback in order to appease a mobster patron (Christopher Walken). A sudden encounter with a kangaroo leads to an extended chase, with the humans playing Wile E. Coyote to the animal's Roadrunner.
National Security (2003) (PG-13) Another interracial buddy movie. Martin Lawrence and Steve Zahn play bumbling security guards, rejected by the police academy, who seize a chance at redemption by pursuing a gang of smugglers bossed by Eric Roberts. The cast also includes Bill Duke and Colm Feore as cops.

About Schmidt (2002) (R: Occasional profanity, sexual candor and comic vulgarity; fleeting nudity, with a facetious emphasis) *1/2. A departure from the source material, a novel by Louis Begley about an elegant, recently widowed New York sophisticate. This New York Schmidt almost vanishes inside a stolid Omaha resident named Warren Schmidt, embodied by Jack Nicholson with an emphasis on the physically squat and emotionally stunted. Still the sudden widower, he dreads the approaching nuptials of his only daughter, Hope Davis, whose intended is a good-natured chucklehead, Dermot Mulroney. The novel's entire social setting is uprooted and comically vulgarized. The most defensible result of the upheaval is Kathy Bates' presence as the bridegroom's mom, a middle-aged hippie with amorous designs on Schmidt. Director Alexander Payne gets Miss Bates and Mr. Nicholson into a hot tub together, an admirable comic inspiration, but they still lack a scene worth playing.
Adaptation (2002) (R: Occasional profanity and sexual candor; fleeting nudity and interludes of graphic violence) ***. This encore project for the "Being John Malkovich" team of screenwriter Charlie Kaufman and director Spike Jonze is exceptionally clever and entertaining until it takes a turn for the ruinous in the final half hour. Nicolas Cage, cast in the fictionalized dual roles of Mr. Kaufman and his exasperating twin brother Donald, makes contact with Meryl Streep, cast as a fictionalized version of the authentic New Yorker writer Susan Orlean. In the aftermath of this meeting the movie rapidly deteriorates into a brutal, self-destructive muddle that exemplifies all the worst tendencies of Hollywood crime thrillers. The intention is probably satiric, because Charlie has been railing against Hollywood cliches while struggling to adapt Miss Orleans' non-fiction book about orchid culture in Florida. The movie is a kick while it remains playfully discursive and faithful to the source material, deploying Miss Streep as Susan Orlean and Chris Cooper as her eccentric principal subject, the scroungy orchid poacher-breeder-expert John Larouche. Mr. Cage's schizoid personality contrasts are also fun to watch. "Adaptation" sustains the joke with zest and virtuosity until losing its grip in the last reel.
Antwone Fisher (2002) (PG-13: Occasional profanity, racial epithets and depictions of domestic violence and child abuse; intimations of sexual depravity, including child molestation) *1/2. A well-meaning but often dubious exercise in heavily fictionalized biographical uplift, supposedly based on the memoirs of an authentic Antwone Fisher. Denzel Washington makes his directing debut while playing a Navy psychiatrist who tries to rescue the title character, a young sailor played by Derek Luke who is subject to belligerent flare-ups. The hostility is traced in flashbacks to an abusive childhood in Cleveland; Antwone must endure systematic tyranny and sometimes sexual molestation in the home of a despotic foster mother, formidably embodied by Novella Nelson. This domestic menace has a daughter (Yolonda Ross) who likes to mess with young boys. The maladjusted Antwone also lucks into a lovely Navy girlfriend in the person of Joy Bryant. Eventually, he locates a huge and welcoming Cleveland family. Meanwhile, Mr. Washington and his wife (Salli Richardson) are haunted by some kind of shadowy estrangement. The filmmakers don't seem to realize that this loose end makes the good doctor's extra-special interest in Antwone a bit peculiar.
Catch Me If You Can (2002) (PG-13: Fleeting profanity and sexual candor) *1/2. The most negligible movie ever directed by Steven Spielberg. A good many scenes in this would-be lighthearted adaptation of a ghost-written autobiography are more laborious than deft. The subject is Frank Abagnale, a precocious impostor and forger in his teens during the early 1960s. The leading role transforms Leonardo DiCaprio into a kid again, but the role seems better suited to an engaging newcomer. Tom Hanks plays a dogged FBI man on the trail of the young felon. It's apparent that the filmmakers feel very superior to federal agents of this period. With Christopher Walken and Nathalie Baye as Frank's parents and Martin Sheen as a prospective, exceptionally stupid father-in-law.
Chicago (2002) (PG-13: Sustained cynical tone and frequent sexual candor; occasional violence) ****. Rob Marshall's dazzling movie version of "Chicago," the Bob Fosse revamp of "Roxie Hart," is the most accomplished thing of its kind since Herbert Ross' remarkable adaptation of Dennis Potter's "Pennies from Heaven" in 1979. It's a little impossible to warm to the predatory heroines of "Chicago," Catherine Zeta-Jones as vaudeville headliner Velma Kelly and Renee Zellweger as the avid nobody Roxie Hart, who lusts after Velma's status and inadvertently takes a shortcut to notoriety by gunning down her boyfriend, Dominic West. This brings Roxie to the attention of Chicago tabloids and attracts the services of unscrupulous criminal attorney Billy Flynn, played by Richard Gere. Several performers show unexpected flair, particularly Miss Zellweger and Mr. Gere. Every last number is a knockout. The material could not possibly be executed with more precision or luster. With John C. Reilly as Roxie's patsy of a spouse and Queen Latifah in a terrific impersonation of the prison warden Mama Morton.
Drumline (2002) (PG-13: strong language and sexual innuendo) **1/2. Hip-hop drummer Devon, played by Nickelodeon cable personality Nick Cannon, enters the competitive world of college marching bands. But will Devon's raw talent and attitude rub officials at Atlanta A&T; University the wrong way, or will he learn to harness his considerable skills? Mr. Cannon displays a cool charisma and proficient drum skills as Devon, but the film's narrative can't stay in sync with its energized musical sequences. Comic actor Orlando Jones ("Evolution") sets aside his comic mannerisms to play the revered band director in charge of the mostly unknown cast. Reviewed by Christian Toto.
Far From Heaven (2002) (PG-13: Fleeting profanity and graphic violence; occasional sexual candor, including a subplot about furtive homosexual behavior) **1/2. Julianne Moore and writer-director Todd Haynes proved a haunting team seven years ago with "Safe." They're reunited for a more quixotic project in this homage to a vintage Hollywood tearjerker, "All That Heaven Allows," circa 1955. Mr. Haynes casts Miss Moore as a Hartford, Conn., housewife who discovers that spouse Dennis Quaid is not only a lush but also an adulterer with homosexual inclinations. The heroine finds some comfort in the friendship of her widowed black gardener, an easygoing tower of strength as embodied by Dennis Haysbert. However, it remains to be seen if the friendship can ripen into a romance secure enough to defy the color line. Exclusively at Cinema Arts and the Cineplex Odeon Outer Circle, Shirling and White Flint.
Gangs of New York (2002) (R: Persistent profanity and graphic violence, typically depicting brutality and gang warfare in a mid-19th century setting; frequent gruesome illustrative details; occasional sexual candor and vulgarity, with nudity and fleeting interludes of simulated intercourse; fleeting depictions of opium use) *1/2. Wretched excess in a sordid historical setting. This unwieldy and elaborately brutal epic from Martin Scorsese is derived from the chapters in Herbert Asbury's 1928 social history that recalled gang rivalries in the heyday of Irish immigration to New York. The movie begins with a rumble matching an Irish clan called the Dead Rabbits against nativist thugs under a witty despot named William Cutting, familiarly Bill the Butcher. Daniel Day-Lewis gives a classic villain's performance as Bill, the only reason for tolerating the movie's ineptitudes. Leonardo DiCaprio, as the son of a martyred rival of Bill's, infiltrates himself into the Cutting gang, intending to avenge the father he saw killed. The screenwriters fail to get the Big Picture and Little Picture coherently aligned: When the time frame shifts to the Civil War, the filmmakers try to incorporate the infamous New York City draft riots, intercutting its depredations with a final rumble between Bill's gang and the revived Rabbits. The two clashes refuse to harmonize.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) (PG: Sustained ominous atmosphere and occasional violence in an adventure fantasy context; fleeting profanity and comic vulgarity) ****. Director Chris Columbus and his colleagues shake off the stilted aspects of last year's introductory feature, "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone," operating with confidence and cleverness for 160 spellbinding minutes. "Chamber of Secrets" improves on "Sorcerer's Stone" in every respect except the ongoing charm of the principal juvenile characters, Daniel Radcliffe as Harry, Rupert Grint as Ron and Emma Watson as Hermione. Kenneth Branagh is a happily absurd addition to the faculty as a celebrity wizard with bogus skills. The servile little gnome Dobbie perks up the story immediately, and there's also an entertaining school phantom, Moaning Myrtle, a succession of awesome and sometimes alarming critters and all kinds of optical marvels. Richard Harris' recent death gives a valedictory pathos to his impersonation of Dumbledore, the headmaster. One of the most satisfying storybook entertainments ever made.
The Hours (2002) (PG-13: Occasional profanity and sexual candor; fleeting nudity; subplot about a terminal AIDS case; fleeting allusions to lesbian encounters or relationships) **1/2. A faithful and accomplished movie version of the 1998 Pulitzer Prize-winning novel by Michael Cunningham, adapted by the English team of playwright David Hare and director Stephen Daldry. The execution is clever and the cast is stocked with prestige performers. Yet the source material remains a conceptual monstrosity. Like the book, the film begins with Virginia Woolf's suicide by drowning in 1941. Then it backtracks to an earlier point in the life of the author (impersonated with spellbinding skill by a facially altered Nicole Kidman) the day when Woolf began composing her novel "Mrs. Dalloway," published in 1925. This time frame is interwoven with episodes about fictional heroines in emotional distress. Julianne Moore plays Laura Brown, an unhappily married young mother of late 1940s vintage, expecting a second child and reading a copy of "Mrs. Dalloway." Meryl Streep plays the well-meaning Clarissa Vaughn, a book editor in contemporary Manhattan. She is sometimes mocked as a Mrs. Dalloway (whose first name was Clarissa) by a former lover, Richard (Ed Harris), a poet and novelist dying of AIDS. Remarks, gestures and events are invented to link the three women and provide transitions between their stories, but it's always a stretch to believe that the fictional Laura and Clarissa exist independently while echoing some aspects of the authentic Virginia. Nevertheless, Mr. Daltry proves a deft orchestrator of heavy-handed and tricked-up melodrama, which bottoms out when Laura Brown is inflated into a maternal calamity.
Just Married (2003) (PG-13: mild profanity, crude humor, near-constant harping about lovemaking, fleeting drug reference) *1/2. Colossally stupid and juvenile movie about two mismatched young lovers on a European honeymoon from hell. Ashton Kutcher and Brittany Murphy have zero chemistry together, and their onscreen romance looks coldly forced and labored. Geared as it is toward teenagers with the attention span of cold coffee, "Just Married" provides the requisite amount of toilet jokes and sight gags. There are bloody noses, old ladies with gas, messy gropings in an airplane lavatory and a rectal customs search. It's funny for about five minutes, and it quickly runs out of comedic steam. Reviewed by Scott Galupo.
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) (PG-13: Graphic violence in episodes depicting combat in medieval settings; sustained ominous atmosphere and occasional gruesome illustrative details) ***. The second installment in Peter Jackson's three-part movie epic derived from the J.R.R. Tolkien "Ring" trilogy. Now scattered, the members of the valiant fellowship try to survive and reach far-flung destinations while menaced by Orc armies under the control of despotic wizards. Ian McKellen returns as the virtuous wizard Gandalf, who must survive an awesome plunge into the abyss that appeared to doom him in the first picture. This dazzling dilemma gives the movie plenty of initial propulsion, but chinks in the Jackson armor begin to surface after about 140 minutes of absorbing and suspenseful updates on the heroes. We are primed for a titanic battle at an outpost called Helm's Deep, but must settle for an overscaled, digital-dependent letdown that fails to concentrate Mr. Jackson's mind or teeming scenic resources. Still a whale of a show, but some miscalculations and breakdowns defy concealment.
Narc (2002) (R: Frequent profanity and graphic violence, with gruesome illustrative details; fleeting nudity and episodes of domestic conflict) ***. A gripping and resourceful crime thriller about a partnership of convenience among Detroit cops investigating the still unsolved death of a colleague, a narc who may have been murdered on the job. Ray Liotta is Henry Oak, a brawny, hard-charging fixture of the robbery-homicide division. He claims there has been a murder, but Oak also has a hidden agenda that could be clouding his judgment. Jason Patric plays his introspective, damaged new sidekick, a former narc named Nick Tellis, offered an opportunity to come off suspension in order to keep tabs on the explosive Oak. The roles suit the co-stars admirably, and the young writer-director Joe Carnaham demonstrates a flair for naturalism that transcends the merely brutal requirements of his script. The revelation of the mystery is more frenzied than the case seems to warrant, but Mr. Carnahan sustains his raw and hard-nosed intentions with considerable impact.
Nicholas Nickleby (2002) (PG: Sinister elements in several episodes, particularly those involving cruelty to children) *1/2. A keenly deficient digest of the awesomely teeming Charles Dickens novel of 1839 from Douglas McGrath, who displayed a graceful and promising touch with Jane Austen's "Emma" several years ago. He emphasizes the pathetic abused child Smike to mawkish excess, while depending on hapless sentimental instruments in Charlie Hunnam as the protective Nicholas or Jamie Bell as the needy Smike. Christopher Plummer's performance as the malign Ralph Nickleby, the hero's unscrupulous uncle, might have emerged powerfully in a movie that wasn't so weak in other crucial respects. Blundering systematically, Mr. McGrath even contrives to shortchange the humorous characters and episodes.
The Pianist (2002) (R: Graphic violence and depictions of anti-Semitism in a World War II setting) **1/2. Roman Polanski lacks the staying power needed to sustain this movie version of a 1946 memoir by the classical pianist Wladyslaw Szpilman, who recalled his ordeal of surviving German conquest and occupation in Warsaw for five years. Adrien Brody, looking serene and elegant at the piano in the pre-war scenes, is cast as Mr. Szpilman. His prosperous Jewish family must adjust to humiliation and impoverishment in the Warsaw ghetto under Nazi control. A fluke spares him from transportation to the death camps with other members of the family, who perished. The movie's compelling aspects also diminish after the Szpilman family is lost. The first half seems as gripping and individualized as "Schindler's List" or "The Grey Zone." The depiction begins to lose intensity once the protagonist becomes a more or less solitary, fugitive survivor, with few resources of his own. As a consequence, the movie goes torpid and never quite recovers, despite the singularity of Mr. Szpilman's encounter with a German officer, Hosenfeld (Thomas Kretschmann), who shelters him during the last days of fighting in the ravaged city.
Rabbit-Proof Fence (2002) (PG: Fleeting profanity and episodes dealing with child abuse; thematic concentration on themes of racial and social prejudice against aboriginal children in Australia during the 1930s) **. A polemical chase thriller set in Australia, circa 1931, and inspired by the case history of three aboriginal children who escaped from a state orphanage in hopes of reaching their home in the outback. Director Philip Noyce doesn't do wonders with the juvenile cast members, but he profits from a calmly sinister characterization by Kenneth Branagh. Branagh is cast as the well-meaning but stiff-necked bureaucrat who supervises the removal of aboriginal kids to orphanages, where native customs are effaced and the young people are trained as domestic servants. It's still shocking to encounter the racism of the 1930s in this particular exotic guise. With David Gulpilil as the aborigine tracker assigned to retrieve the runaways.
Talk to Her (2002) (R: frequent nudity, profanity, mature sexual themes) ***. Not an easy film to digest. Themes and sub-themes twist, tango and collide with surprising grace. The film's visual beauty almost subsumes the complicated narrative. A weird and creepy psychodrama, its central focus is silence: the way it colors loneliness, the way it prevents authentic human connection. Spanish director Pedro Almodovar makes this point in several interesting ways, most centrally through two comatose women. In Spanish with English subtitles. Reviewed by Scott Galupo.
25th Hour (2003) (R: strong language, some violence, references to drug use and underage sex) ***. Without a doubt one of Spike Lee's finest films. It's mature, challenging and smart, all the while steering clear of the high-voltage polemics that characterized the director's earlier work. The story of a New York drug dealer (a typically superb Edward Norton) on his last night of freedom before serving a seven-year stretch in prison, "25th Hour" somewhat clunkily weaves in a backdrop of the city in post-September 11 recovery. But a stellar supporting cast Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Barry Pepper, Rosario Dawson and others and a sharp screenplay by novelist David Benioff make up in brio what the movie lacks in thematic unity. Reviewed by Scott Galupo.
Two Weeks Notice (2002) (PG-13: Sexual humor, strong language) **1/2. Romantic comedy staple Sandra Bullock stars as a frazzled chief counsel to her billionaire boss, a Donald Trump type played by Hugh Grant. Miss Bullock's character up and quits over his demanding ways, but the duo soon realize their working relationship may have sired some genuine affection. Mr. Grant's impeccable timing consistently elevates the middling material, and Miss Bullock proves a capable comic foil. Reviewed by Christian Toto.
The Wild Thornberrys (2002) (PG: Occasional ominous episodes and fleeting comic vulgarity) **. A mind-boggling crossover feature for the Nickelodeon cartoon characters, a family of explorers who specialize in photographing wildlife. They must foil poachers in lion and elephant country. The incongruous sources of slapstick include a hale-fellow British dad, dubbed by Tim Curry; a sarcastic teenage daughter who keeps longing for mall culture while traveling in Africa; and an adopted, wild-child son whose specialty is a "wedgie dance." The heroine is a completely sincere kid sister called Eliza, endowed by a shaman with the ability to talk to the animals. The mixture of gratuitous slapstick and politically correct gospel is pretty merciless.

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