- The Washington Times - Thursday, October 19, 2006

I see that John Mark Karr has gotten back into the act. The act, of course, is being a personage on national television, in “the tabs,” in the gossip columns of major newspapers, possibly even being a referent in the nationally syndicated column of Maureen Dowd. She is a pop culture Grotius.

It is being part of the media whirl of fools and rogues, perverts and defenseless public figures (some distinguished) who are all gasped over by our talking heads, or purred over or otherwise pronounced upon sagely. Increasingly the vernacular employed by the sagacious talking heads is that of the pompous high school know-it-all. Anderson Cooper is given to the construction, “that is sooo uncool or un…” whatever the negative might be. And the other day Miles O’Brien greeted his own news story about the American population passing the 300 million mark with some variant of “Why am I not impressed?” I suppose they learn this lingo from their teenaged children. Or maybe they have never quite left high school. Will Anderson and Miles have a smirk for John Mark Karr soon? JMK is not admired by the networks, but he is avidly sought after.

JMK is that odd, misshapen little fellow who turned up in Thailand and found himself accused of the murder of a JonBenet Ramsey. He quickly admitted to the foul deed, and chose his words with the proper hints of mystery, romance and perversion that suggested to those of us who follow the vulgarity of the media whirl that JMK was going to make it to Prime Time, if only he could somehow avoid the slammer. He did when no evidence whatsoever linked him to the murder and he was shipped off to Los Angeles on an old child pornography charge.

Admittedly, JMK is a revolting specimen, but that is just what Prime Time is in need of these days and so soon we read reports of ABC’s “Good Morning America” courting him and NBC’s “Today Show” too.

“Good Morning America” got the leap on its competitors when the day after JMK’s Oct. 5 release from a Los Angeles hoosegow, ABC producers lured him into a limousine and drove him by a San Francisco school where he had been a teacher’s aide. I guess they thought this would make a dramatic staging area for whatever they planned to coax out of him, somewhat like bringing former Rep. Mark Foley to a Gold’s Gym or Osama bin Laden to a pig farm.

Apparently JMK got out of the car, ventured toward the playground, and did some disturbing things that “gave us serious pause and ABC decided not to proceed with the interview,” said Jeffrey Schneider, an ABC spokesman with high standards. Nonetheless, his colleagues let JMK back into their limousine and off they went.

Then “Today” made its approach. The show has a credentialed self-help author and “therapist” of the magnitude of “Dr. Phil” (whoever he might be) by the name of Keith Ablow, or is it Elbow, who is launching his own morning show; and he interviewed JMK for an hour or so, the first installment appearing on the Friday morning segment. Apparently that caused controversy. Elbow insists he is “on the side of the angels,” claiming the interview serves a high public purpose. “It’s a rare chance to see what’s inside the mind of someone who has expressed a desire to have sexual contact with little girls,” Elbow told the Associated Press. “I am baffled as to why anybody would consider this anything other than a public health or communications victory for the American people and parents everywhere,” he said.

So Elbow is a serious fellow. His staff flew JMK to New York and paid for his lodgings, but nothing more, just standard talk show procedure, according to Laura Mandel, a program official.

Still, questions remain. The New York Post reported JMK was plied with strong drink before appearing with Elbow, who disputes the charge, insisting he was “stone cold sober.” Well, perhaps they both were, but Mr. Karr had asked for white wine and even Elbow’s staff admits they gave him white grape juice instead. Now did NBC staffers deceive their guest? Have journalistic ethics been breached here? What damage might this do to Elbow’s journalistic reputation?

Next JMK appeared on Fox’s “On the Record” with Greta Van Susteren and on CNN’s “Larry King Live.” What did these networks promise this immediate Prime Time phenomenon? How about a life-size Teddy Bear? A life-size anatomically correct Teddy Bear?

As I suspected when first we saw the petulant John Mark Karr in handcuffs in Thailand, this guy was made for Prime Time, the media swirl, and more. Suggestive of the future already carved out for him was a dramatic question posed by Mr. King the other night: “Anybody proposed a movie about you”? “Not yet, not yet,” was the cryptic reply, “Would you be interested,” probed the Edward R. Murrow of our time. “Yes,” a pregnant “yes” from Mr. Karr. This guy is not going to disappear anytime soon. I wonder if he plans to adopt an African orphan.

R. Emmett Tyrrell Jr. is founder and editor in chief of the American Spectator, a contributing editor to the New York Sun, an adjunct fellow at the Hudson Institute and author of “Madame Hillary: The Dark Road to the White House.”

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