The Rover would like to extend Easter greetings to all. In honor of the holiday, the Greencoats ordered 90 pounds of jelly beans for the Masters media center. A little math leads the Rover to estimate he’s due about 10 jelly beans.
Since we’ve already played the U.S. Open this season, the Rover wants to know if we’ll be returning to Augusta National over Father’s Day weekend to play the Masters.
Please call FEMA and report a major disaster in progress at Augusta National. The Greencoats call it the 71st Masters; the Rover calls it golficide. Though it has been an absolutely desultory Masters, it will be kind of cool if Tiger wins today and can claim both the lowest winning score in the event (270 in 1997) and the highest.
— Barker Davis