- The Washington Times - Thursday, February 1, 2007

The spat between Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell did more than give both blowhards endless publicity. It goosed the ratings over at “Entertainment Tonight” and other celebrity-obsessed showcases. Here are five more feuds we can see coming next. Someone has to take care of Mary Hart’s retirement pension, right?

Larry King vs. Mickey Rooney — The serial marriers will battle over who takes their vows less seriously.

Axl Rose vs. David Lee Roth — These arena rock has-beens scrap over who’s comeback will be bigger, all the while steering clear of the recording studio.

Lindsay Lohan vs. Drew Barrymore — It all starts when Drew brags about derailing her acting career at the tender age of 13 by going into rehab. Lindsay, her competitive fires burning, strikes back by marrying Drew’s ex, Tom Green.

Jay-Z vs. Michael Jordan — The superstars bicker over who can retire the most times. This one’s gonna last a while.

Angelina Jolie vs. Madonna vs. Mia Farrow — Get set — and we mean you, Africa and Asia — for a multigenerational row over which Mother Hen can find room in her heart for the most adopted children. Given Miss Jolie’s recent remarks, they could also argue about who has the least love for her biological babies.

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