- The Washington Times - Saturday, May 31, 2008

A ferocious beast

An owner of humans

A killer of toilet paper

He sometimes kills tissues, too

The king of the house

Demands respect

The back yard is his kingdom

He has tasted every stick

He is immediately loved by anyone who sees him

He fights the fleas till death

When his pet humans fight

He joins in on the fighting

He is as fast as a bullet

He is a black as the night itself

He scares the boogy man

His enemy?

A door that he can’t get through

He is a monster

My pet pug, Oscar.

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