- The Washington Times - Thursday, September 24, 2015

The newest episode of Comedy Central’s anarchic cartoon “South Park” depicts Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump being brutally raped to death.

In “Where My Country Gone?” aired Wednesday night, creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker lampoon Mr. Trump’s anti-illegal immigration policies by creating a fictional crisis on the U.S.-Canadian border. South Park is being overrun by Canadian immigrants, prompting high school teacher Mr. Garrison to launch a political career to get rid of them.

“Now, I might not understand politics — or immigration policies, or the law, or basic ideological concepts — but dammit, I understand that there’s a bunch of Canadians here, and I’m going to do something about it!” Mr. Garrison, whose body has been possessed by the spirit of Mr. Trump, says to a crowd holding “Make America Great Again” signs, The Daily Beast reported.

“I’m suggesting we round them all up, pull down their pants, and [expletive for sexual act] them until their spirits leave their bodies. And after we’ve [expletive] every last one of them to death, we build a big wall. And if anyone comes over the wall, we [expletive] them to death, too!” he says.

His mood turns sour after a journalist informs him that Canada has already built a wall across the border. It turns out that Mr. Trump has been elected as the leader of Canada, causing all of the Canadians to flee.

As one Canadian explains: “There were several candidates during the Canadian elections. One of them was this brash [expletive] who just spoke his mind. He didn’t really offer any solutions, he just said outrageous things. We thought it was funny. Nobody really thought he’d ever be president. It was a joke! But we just let the joke go on for too long. He kept gaining momentum, and by the time we were ready to say, ‘OK, let’s get serious now, who should really be president?’ he was already being sworn into office. We weren’t paying attention. … We weren’t paying attention!”

Desperate to carry out his threat against Canadians, Mr. Garrison crosses into the country illegally in a barrel over Niagara falls. He finds Canada to be deserted except for Mr. Trump, who is dancing in his office to “The Safety Song,” The Daily Mail reported.

The two engage in a wrestling match and Mr. Garrison beats Mr. Trump into submission before raping him to death.

The real Mr. Trump has yet to comment on the episode.

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