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Friday, December 31, 2004

Most dubious moments of sports

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Put down the needle. No need for flaxseed oil. In terms of sheer sports dubiousness, 2004 clearly creamed every year before it, as surely as Barry Bonds smashed the single-season home run record hepped up on nothing more than hard work and Flintstones vitamins.

Janet Jackson demonstrated the latest in body piercing. Jason Giambi dropped a few pounds. Ron Artest took some time off to promote his album. And O.J. Simpson finally relented in his one-man mission to catch the real killers, the better to unwind with some low-cost satellite television.

It was ridiculous. It was ignominious. It was, with eternal apologies to Esquire magazine, nothing short of dubious:

Surprise: I did it!

O.J. Simpson announced plans for "Juiced," a hidden-camera prank show along the lines of MTV's "Punk'd."

Big deal. It's not like he killed someone

DirecTV sued Simpson for pirating its broadcast signals.

Another Dan Rather setup

In a television interview, Simpson said he holds the news media responsible for persuading a majority of the public that he was guilty of murdering his ex-wife Nicole Brown and her friend Ron Goldman.

However, he still watches "CSI"

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