Unfurrowed Kerry raises Botox query

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Johnny, we hardly knew ye.

Just as the nation was warming to his craggy sincerity, the question is percolating: Did Sen. John Kerry trade in his Abe Lincolnhood for some Hollywood hocus-pocus, smoothing his signature facial furrows with a few discreet pokes of a Botox needle?

"He has absolutely, absolutely not had Botox treatments. You'd think his opponents would have something else to talk about besides John Kerry's looks," his spokeswoman, Stephanie Cutter, said yesterday.

But those before-and-after photos of the Massachusetts Democrat, transformed from melancholy hound dog to svelte leading man, were displayed in living color at the Drudge Report (www.drudgereport.com) and elsewhere. ...

The photos certainly cast a wrinkle on things.

"I'm telling you, I always thought the mortician did a great job with John Kerry," Comedy Central's Colin Quinn joked yesterday. "But I didn't know that Botox could mix with embalming fluid. Frankly, I like just the embalming fluid. It gives a nicer look."

Mr. Quinn paused momentarily to envision the new and improved presidential hopeful.

"You know, John Kerry used to look like Keith Richard's square brother who went to business school. He used to look like Andrew Jackson on the old $20 bill. But now, now he looks like Andrew Jackson on the new $20 bill," Mr Quinn concluded. "Oh, the wonders of science."

The effects of Botox -- an injectable drug made from botulism bacteria that can strategically relax facial muscles -- last only three months. Which means Mr. Kerry, if he indeed received a discreet shot to a creased brow in recent days, would have to repeat his treatment around April.