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Sunday, April 17, 2005

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Boy, this confirmation battle really heated up over John Bolton, the president's plain-spoken nominee for U.S. ambassador to the United Nations. California Sen. Barbara Boxer, the Democratic Party's comely obstructionist, charged Mr. Bolton needs "anger management lessons."

I don't know about you, but nothing makes me want to hurl a chair through the window and punch someone's lights out like being told I need anger management lessons.

So I was interested to hear about the kind of violent Boltonian eruptions that led Mrs. Boxer to her diagnosis. Well, here it comes. (If you've got young children present, you might want to take them out of the room.) From the shockingly brutal testimony of Thomas Fingar, assistant secretary of state for the Bureau of Intelligence Research:

Q: Could you characterize your meeting with Bolton? Was he calm?

A: No, he was angry. He was standing up.

Q: Did he raise his voice to you? Did he point his finger in your face?

A: I don't remember if he pointed. John speaks in such a low voice normally. Was it louder than normal? Probably. I wouldn't characterize it as screaming at me or anything like that. It was more, hands on hips, the body language as I recall it, I knew he was mad.

He was "standing up" with "hands on hips." Who does he think he is -- Carmen Miranda? Fortunately, before Mr. Bolton could let rip with a "pursed lip" or escalate to the lethal "tsk-ing" maneuver, Mr. Fingar was able to back cautiously out of the room and call the FBI anger management team, who surrounded the building and told the deranged diplomat to come out slowly with his hands above his hips.

Well, I haven't been so horrified since... well, since David Gest split from Liza Minnelli and launched a multimillion-dollar lawsuit, claiming she beat him up. As John Stewart of "The Daily Show" said, "There is no conceivable amount of money worth telling the world that you were beaten up by Liza Minnelli."

Likewise, whatever one's feelings about the U.N. and Kofi Annan and multilateralism, there's nothing that could get most self-respecting men to appear before a Senate committee and complain John Bolton put his hands on his hips. At least, Liza allegedly beat David to a pulp. True, she had recently had two hip replacements, so if she had slapped her hands on her hips, she had have fallen to the ground howling in agony, and David could have run for his life. Or, indeed, strolled for his life, given she was overweight, barely 5 foot tall and a decade his senior. But my point is even David Gest might have balked at complaining about hands on hips.

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