Bursting bubbles of illusion

It is now becomes ever clearer the 20th century’s last decade could go down in history as the Decade of Illusion. There was the tech bubble whose detumescence was predicted by some of the same engineering geniuses who had created the technological marvels it was based on — for instance, Bob Metcalfe, inventor of Ethernet and a major force in creating the Internet. He predicted the bubble’s burst almost to the day.

Another illusion of the 1990s was that, with the fall of communism, barbarism vanished. The world would be safe. Our military budget could be trimmed. All we needed to deal with those quaint Islamic zanies across the sea was an occasional cruise missile sent their way, preferably when our aggrieved president was about to appear before a grand jury or be impeached. There was also the illusion that a chief executive’s lies were harmless and perhaps even a private matter.

Now some of the decade’s liars have been sentenced to long stretches in the calaboose. Their lies conduced to corporate collapse and loss of millions to investors and pension funds.

This week, with the suspension of Rafael Palmeiro from Major League Baseball, many of the baseball records racked up in the 1990s are suspected of being illusory. Quite probably many of them were due to illegal steroid use. The baseball heroes of the 1990s simply lied about their performances.

What other revelations will come from the Decade of Illusions?

Mr. Palmeiro flunked a drug test in recent months, though he continued to thrill his Baltimore Orioles fans before his positive test for steroids was made public.

On July 15, fans and teammates celebrated his 3,000th hit with gaudy fanfare. Major League Baseball took out newspaper ads congratulating him, though it is reported League officials were aware he had tested positive for steroids.

Mr. Palmeiro graciously accepted all the laudations. How could he do so, knowing officials were wise to him? In the 1990s, we called this “compartmentalizing.” It was approved by journalists and public figures alike.

President Bill Clinton executed his presidential tasks exuberantly day in and day out while retaining subpoenaed documents from prosecutors, coaching witnesses to deceive, and lying brazenly to his staff and the public.

He compartmentalized, and to this day there are public figures who admire his sang-froid. They would agree with the assessment of him in John Harris’ recent encomium, “The Survivor,” as being one of “the two most important political figures of their generation.” The other? Who else? Hillary.

One of his most memorable statements that will ring down from the Decade of Illusions is: “I want you to listen to me. I’m going to say this again. I did not have sexual relations with that woman … Miss Lewinsky.” The Boy President said that glaring into the cameras on national television and pointing his finger for emphasis. Later he failed his drug test or rather his DNA test. Yet he still argues the statement is somehow true.

Mr. Palmeiro is one of Bill Clinton’s finest students. Under oath before a congressional committee March 17, he declared: “I have never used steroids, period. I do not know how to say it more clearly than that. Never.” He too glared and pointed his finger emphatically. Now suspended after that failed test, he argues with Clintonian indefatigability: “I’ve never intentionally used steroids. Never. Ever. Period.”

The New York Times reports the steroid he tested positive for is stanozolol. It is unimaginable an adult would not know he was taking it. Use of it in 1988 cost Canadian sprinter Ben Johnson his Olympic gold medal.

Tom Knott, the superb sportswriter for The Washington Times, suspects Mr. Palmeiro’s hitting feats owe something to his teaming up with Jose Canseco in the Decade of Illusions. Mr. Knott further seems to suspect many of the 1990s’ home-run marvels were fueled by steroids.

Think of it, a whole decade of baseball records thrown into a twilight of doubt because the rules were compartmentalized.

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