Put this British pairing on ice

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HOYLAKE, England -- Who would have thought the stuffy sportscoats at the R&A would have a better sense of humor than Tiger Woods?

Golf's gray-haired British protectorate has paired the World No. 1 with three-time champion Nick Faldo for the first two rounds of this week's 135th British Open at Hoylake, a contentious coupling with the potential to produce some pre-weekend sparks.

Faldo, never one to mince words during a Hall of Fame career in which he once famously thanked the media from "the heart of my bottom," has been equally candid as an ABC analyst opposite Paul Azinger over the last two years.

And at last year's Buick Invitational, Faldo's first event behind the microphone, he dared to critique golf's king.

When Tiger badly blocked a 2-iron approach on the 72nd hole at Torrey Pines, temporarily casting doubt on an event he eventually won, Faldo unloaded on Woods, beginning a several-minute dissection of Woods' errant shot with an exasperated, "What was that?"

Faldo went on to break down Woods' swing frame-by-frame, pointing out his flawed position at the top and at impact.

More than a few angry viewers phoned the network, but the ultimate feedback came from Woods himself, who let it be known that he wasn't pleased with Faldo's histrionics, particularly given the fact that Faldo knew he was still in the midst of his swing overhaul with Butch Harmon replacement, Hank Haney.

Apparently, the 17 intervening months have done little to soften Woods' feelings toward the six-time major champion.

"We really don't talk much," Woods said with his best withering stare yesterday when asked about his pairing with Faldo. "I've only played with him two times since I've been a pro, and there wasn't a lot of talking there, either."

The response was vintage Tiger. Woods had the opportunity to put the issue to rest with a smile and a carefully chosen one-liner like, "I've been drawn with Saint Nick? Really? I shall have to remember to bring an apple and a note pad."