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Sunday, May 14, 2006

A suit to go with his tote bag

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Can you believe this guy who's suing the Angels for discrimination because they wouldn't give him a red nylon tote bag during a Mother's Day promotion last year?

What's next, Bruce Wayne obtaining a restraining order to keep teams from holding Bat Days?

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News item: National Security Agency said to be secretly gathering telephone records of millions of Americans.

Comment: Not to worry, folks. It'll probably take the agency months just to weed through all the illegal calls Kelvin Sampson made to Oklahoma basketball recruits.

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Too bad the NSA didn't do this sooner. We could have found out who Pete Rose was really talking to on the dugout phone -- his bullpen coach or his bookie.

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I'm not saying the government is jumpy, but I hear it obtained a log of helmet-radio transmissions in 2003 from Steve Spurrier to Gibran Hamdan.

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