Kitchen kitsch

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Rachael Ray is everywhere these days, sort of like Velveeta over Super-Duper Super Bowl Enchiladas.

She has four shows on the Food Network, including "30 Minute Meals," on which she chops and stirs -- often frantically, sometimes haphazardly -- her way to an easy dinner in less than half an hour. Miss Ray has authored 16 books, and she has a lifestyle magazine, Everyday With Rachael Ray.

Miss Ray's daily syndicated talk show, which runs on Fox 5 in Washington, has been picked up through 2010. She has a line of pots and pans, even her own brand of extra-virgin olive oil (aka "EVOO" on the shows). As a spokeswoman for Nabisco, Miss Ray has her perky face plastered on boxes of Ritz and Wheat Thins crackers.

In the tradition of Martha Stewart before her, conquering the domestic universe can lead to fame and fortune. It also leads to caricatures, parodies and anti-fans. It seems Rachael Ray has become the kitchen maven thousands love to hate.

The anti-fan Web site gets between 150,000 and 300,000 hits a month, with anti-fans making fun of everything from Miss Ray's expressions ("Sammies" for sandwiches, for instance) to her enthusiasm when she tastes food (the ubiquitous "Yum-o") to her kitchen mistakes to her wardrobe choices.

"Her flawed 30-minute concept is ruining the family meal," one site visitor writes. "Her face and voice are infiltrating aspects of everyday life. She has escaped the cable-only confines of the Food Network and made the jump to network TV. A wave of cheaply made lifestyle products has washed over the nation's stores. Even the American outpost of the Oxford Press deemed one of her inane terms -- EVOO -- worthy of being published in a dictionary."

"I just can't stand it anymore," another writes. "I was watching '30 Minute Meals' last night, and she made this hot dog/hamburger/nacho. It looked like a combination of canned dog food and vomit. What is up with this weirdo?"

Misty Lane of Lansing, Mich., founded the anti-fan site in 2003. She started watching Ms. Ray's shows with good intentions, but viewing soon became like a spatula on a chalkboard.

"It got annoying," Ms. Lane says. "With the arm flailings and the giggling and the horrible recipes and the EVOO. I just had to vent."

So why not just change the channel? "It's not that easy because she is everywhere," Ms. Lane says.