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Pesos for Parks

Did you read the story last week about the Seattle man who was shopping for a hacksaw and crowbar at the Home Depot, only to become frustrated when the self-service checkout machine started speaking to him in Spanish?

Long story short, the highly agitated customer let loose with his new crowbar, shattering the checkout computer to smithereens.

Now we laugh at Andy Parks, co-host (with former actor and congressman Fred Grandy) of "The Grandy and Andy Morning Show" on 630-AM WMAL, who told listeners yesterday that his bank's automated teller machine (ATM) similarly shouted instructions to him in Spanish.

Fortunately, Mr. Parks said he knew the correct ATM buttons to push, and he was able to withdraw the "416 pesos."

Al finally wins

Al Gore (No. 1) tops President Bush (No. 2) — at least in the second annual "Harvard 100" ranking, recognizing the university's most influential living alumni from disparate fields of endeavor.

Finishing No. 3 is Supreme Court Justice Anthony M. Kennedy. All told, 48 Harvard heavyweights who made their debut on the 2006 "Harvard 100" ranking return this year, including 2008 Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama. Interestingly enough, newly resigned Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales finished last on the list at No. 100.

Harvard's 02138 magazine explains that Mr. Gore was ranked above Mr. Bush because "there is no more important public conversation than that about global warming" — an arena in which the former vice president has made a name for himself.

Nation adrift