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News item: The NFL will crack down on players who flash hand signals of street gangs during games.

Comment: Boy, Bill Belichick must be bummed. He spent a lot of the offseason, I hear, breaking down the gang signals.

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The best NFL training camp name I’ve come across so far: BenJarvus Green-Ellis, a running back for the Patriots (currently on the physically unable to perform list).

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And finally …

You say Sastre is leading the Tour de France?

I’m not sure I’d be interested if Sartre was leading.