The mecca of misfortune

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By Tim Lemke

When the Philadelphia Phillies won the World Series last week, fans in the City of Brotherly Love happily shed one of their more undesired designations.

With the first title by a pro team in the city in 25 years, no longer would they be considered the most long-suffering, the most hard-luck or the most anguished.

So which fan base now takes over that "crown"? Who will carry their pain like a badge of honor, pining for the day when the years of losing will make way for championship glory?

The District, in theory, could take over as the most long-suffering city with no championships among the four major sports teams since the Redskins won Super Bowl XXVI in 1992. In the last 16 years, only the Capitals have come close to a title, though the fans' pain has been tempered by four titles for soccer's D.C. United and the arrival of the Nationals to the city for the 2005 season.

Minneapolis-St. Paul has waited even longer than the District; its last title came when the Twins won the World Series in 1991.

"Thank God for the Twins," said Ross Bernstein, the author of several books about sports in Minnesota. "They won in '87 and in '91 but other than that ..."

Indeed, the NFL's Vikings have been giving fans ulcers for years, losing in four of the first 11 Super Bowls and missing out on another trip after going 15-1 in 1998. The Timberwolves have never made it to the NBA Finals, and neither NHL's Wild nor their predecessors, the North Stars, have won a Stanley Cup.

"It's been really frustrating," Bernstein said. "You have year after year of this horrible futility. It really affects everyone's quality of life."

Minnesota and the District may have the longest droughts among cities with franchises in the four major sports. But what about Kansas City, where fans have faithfully supported the Chiefs despite no playoff wins since 1993 and just a single Super Bowl win almost 39 years ago? The Royals, meanwhile, last won a World Series in 1985 and have had just one winning season in the last 15 years. Efforts by the city to lure an NHL or NBA franchise with a new downtown arena have flopped.

Consider also the agony of those in Cincinnati, who have seen no titles since the Reds won the World Series in 1990. In the last 18 years, the Reds have won just a single playoff series, and the NFL's Bengals have had one winning season and no playoff victories.