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Under this youth-driven GOP glasnost we will reward our friends, and not attempt to placate the bullies. Simple playground rules children can understand.

And if getting the world to like us is now the ultimate voting factor, imagine their positive impact on congressional trade missions. First trip abroad: South America to finalize the U.S.-Colombia Free Trade Agreement.

Sure, a lot of our newly elected officials may not be completely up to speed on the issues, but once elected, they’ll have close to three months to cram. That’s almost a full semester - enough time to get the gist of the Constitution. Leave the details for the staffers.

In this new Republican wave, young Hispanic, black and gay conservatives and libertarians will finally take on the Democratic Party’s identity politics mafia and show them where to shove their soul-depleting race, gender and sexual-orientation dogma.

One need look no further than Alfonzo Rachel, whose self-produced YouTube pro-freedom videos transcended the value of the McCain campaign ads combined. The California GOP should run him for governor. He’s the real deal.

The country’s divisions can only be healed when we stop thinking of ourselves as hyphenated Americans. Killing political correctness would be the greatest gift young Americans can deliver.

And the election of President Obama has primed us for this winnable debate.

Under my plan, the party will grow as the parties grow. Weekly keggers and Guitar Hero and karaoke fundraisers can make a mockery of the self-serious poetry slam-faced Obama youth movement. The Greek system on college campuses can experience a resurgence mocking the inanities of the emerging nanny state - just like they did during the roaring Reagan ‘80s.

We’ll even throw in some Republican punk rockers and conservative performance artists while we’re at it. They do exist.

If we’re going to make the Republican Party a big tent again, why not make it large enough to hold a rave?

Andrew Breitbart is the founder of the news Web site breitbart.com and is co-author of “Hollywood Interrupted: Insanity Chic in Babylon - the Case Against Celebrity.”