Daly: Salahi might not get to jump the Shark

Security will be at an all-time high for Super Bowl XLIV down in Miami. The Associated Press described the scene at Land Shark Stadium last week thusly:

“A swath of the parking lot was filled with armored SWAT vehicles, bomb-handling robots, mobile command posts, explosive-sniffing dogs, even a large X-ray device used by the U.S. Homeland Security Department to screen ocean-going shipping containers.”

So don’t worry, everybody. There’s absolutely no way Michaele Salahi will be able to sneak in as a cheerleader.

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Can you believe this chick? Not only does she crash President Obama’s state dinner with her husband, she also tries to pass herself off as a former Redskinette — even though none of the cheerleaders of her, uh, vintage, remember her.

We’ll know she’s gone off the deep end if, after Sunday’s game, Jason Campbell says he “heard a female voice” on his helmet radio at one point “telling me to send everybody long.”

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You’ve gotta hand it to Jets coach Rex Ryan. His rookie quarterback, Mark Sanchez, didn’t know how to slide properly at the end of a run, so Ryan brought in Yankees manager Joe Girardi to tutor him.

Alas, Sanchez didn’t show much improvement in Thursday’s game against the Bills — which really isn’t that surprising. Girardi, let’s not forget, stole just 44 bases in his 15 major league seasons and got thrown out 41.3 percent of the time.

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Next time, Rex, try Derek Jeter (305 thefts, 79.2 percent success rate).

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Can’t decide which is more alarming, the Vikings’ Adrian Peterson getting pulled over for going 109 mph in a 55 mph zone or a police spokeswoman calling it a “very routine” traffic stop.

Yikes. It’s routine for Minnesotans to drive 54 mph over the speed limit? Obviously, we’ve completely misled by Garrison Keillor’s bow tie.

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