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This is so embarrassing. A court just found that I don’t even have the skills to take care of my nearly adult 17-year-old daughter. They just gave guardianship of Frances Bean Cobain to my late husband’s mom and sister.

It seems so unfair. Sure, I was arrested on drug charges - but that was years ago. And maybe I rant and rave pretty bizarrely on Twitter. But lots of celebrities do. Am I really that different from all the other mothers in the world?

- Courtney Love

Dear Courtney,

Mothers are all slightly insane.

- J.D. Salinger