Continued from page 1

Foxy poet laureates

Our hearts were warmed by the arrival of our Christmas card from our friends at Fox News Channel, who it seems are trying their hand at versifying.

In the greeting inside the card are revised lyrics to be sung to the tune of the festive classic “Let It Snow.” Here’s a sample stanza:

“The competition should retire/Cause our ratings are always higher/To a happy, healthy New Year we will toast/Fox News, we’re loved (or loathed) the most.”

Do they possess the poetic gift?

Er, we report. You decide.

To contact Stephanie Green or Elizabeth Glover, e-mail