

Jack Hornady/The Washington TimesOPINION/ANALYSIS:
A classic “Saturday Night Live” skit sums up much of what’s wrong with the financing part of health care reform and gives a clue how to fix it.
At a typical kitchen table, debt-burdened Steve Martin and Amy Poehler are trying to figure out their finances. Suddenly, a salesman shows up with the solution: a book titled “Don’t Buy Stuff You Cannot Afford.” Its message: Save money first, then buy things.
This concept totally confuses dim-bulb husband Martin.
Congress evidently has not seen the skit. Doubtless it would find the book’s premise just as confusing as Mr. Martin found it. After all, Congress for years has been piling up a credit card debt of more than $50 trillion to “pay” for the entitlement benefit promises it has made. It has run up a $37 trillion debt for Medicare alone. It’s debt that taxpayers will have to pay off in the future, and it works out to $185,000 for every man, woman and child in the United States today.
Congress is currently pondering how to afford a huge new health program for the uninsured that will cost about $1 trillion in just the next 10 years. Its cost - and the resultant debt - will only accelerate after that.
Some congressional leaders want to pay for much of the new entitlement the old fashioned way - simply by ringing up more debt. They would add to the national credit card the way Mr. Martin would understand. And they would cover much of the rest by raising taxes.
But wait! Maybe some of our leaders, including President Obama, have seen the skit after all. If they can’t get Americans to accept enough new taxes, Mr. Obama pledges to pay for “every dime” of the rest with savings from the Medicare program.
Yet why Medicare? That program is already deep in a financial hole. “Paying for” new coverage partly with Medicare savings is like reducing your MasterCard payments so you can cover the first few minimum payments on your new Visa card and head off to Bloomies.
There should be one cardinal principle in the health reform debate: Any savings from Medicare should be used only to sustain that program and reduce the debt it has already racked up for future generations. Not one dime should go to cross-subsidizing a new entitlement.
But let’s look even more closely. As Mr. Martin says sarcastically to the book salesman, “And where do you get this ‘saved’ money?”
The answer seems to be through the same kinds of “delivery system reforms” and cuts to physician payments that Congress has often promised in the past but invariably failed to deliver. Or as Mr. Martin puts it, “I think I’ve got it. I buy something I want and then hope I can pay for it. Right?”
Right, unfortunately. For years, Congress has forecast Medicare physician fee cuts into the budget, only to have the cuts eliminated under lobbying pressure from the physicians. Similarly, significant changes in the way we organize health, supposedly leading to big savings, regularly grind to a halt when both health providers and patients take issue with those changes. The predicted savings never materialize.
It is time Washington stopped spending fantasy savings. Instead lawmakers should apply the “Don’t Buy Stuff You Cannot Afford” principle to health reform, and indeed to any proposed federal spending “paid for” with supposed savings.
Let’s apply a “Bank the Bucks First” requirement to any such proposal, starting with health reform legislation. Here’s how it would work.
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