I mean, with all the slimy fornicating that goes on in this town as the world’s greatest free civilization burns to the ground, it might not be a bad place to start by electing a good baby oil sheriff to kick all the greasy, fornicating bastards out.
• Charles Hurt’s column appears Wednesday. He can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org.
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