Quotes of note
"I smoke cigars." — Rep. Barney Frank, Massachusetts Democrat, denying he used marijuana after announcing a proposal to end federal penalties for Americans carrying under a quarter-pound of the substance.
"President Obama Continues Hectic Victory Tour." - tongue-in-cheek headline, The Washington Post.
"We are here to express our gratitude and appreciation for the sacrifices made by these great warriors, in freeing the Iraqi people and in helping us in Iraq recover from tyranny and dictatorship." - Jawad Karim al-Bolani, Iraq's minister of the interior, while visiting wounded soldiers at Walter Reed Army Medical Center.
Old man and greenhorn
The press is equally infatuated with Sens. John McCain and Barack Obama, apparently.
"We seem to have a new phenomenon here in modern presidential politics — the specter of dueling media darlings. Both candidates say that the media is fawning over the other guy, protecting the other guy, elevating the other guy. The campaign is increasingly taking on the air of a Smothers Brothers routine, in which both camps complain that, 'Mom always liked you best,'" observes Katharine Q. Seelye of The New York Times.
The campaigns are shelling out much money in this duel, she says. But it is all part of the plan, according to Marty Kaplan, director of the Norman Lear Center at the University of Southern California.
"Both sides believe there is something called the master narrative," he said. "Yes, there is an abundance of voices and sources trying to influence that master narrative, but it does finally get set and once it's set, it's virtually impossible to change. So everyone is doing their best to stop the master narrative from setting in a way that disadvantages their side."
On the positive side, Mr. McCain's narrative is that he is a plausible commander in chief; Mr. Obama represents change. On the negative side, Mr. McCain is perceived as an angry old man and Mr. Obama as a greenhorn who is full of himself.
"It's all in play right now," Mr. Kaplan said. "Accusing someone else of being a press darling is an element in the effort to destabilize a hardening narrative."
"Nowadays, the Republican and Democratic conventions to nominate a presidential candidate are little more than coronation ceremonies — carefully choreographed political theater in which the outcome is preordained. Every detail is accounted for, from the text of the speeches to the number of balloons dropped on the red-white-and-blue-clad delegates. The overall goal is to project an image of party unity, a ritual coming together following an often divisive primary campaign," notes the August Smithsonian magazine.
"But there was a time when the Republican and Democratic conventions were bare-knuckled political brawls. It was democracy at its messiest, as delegates bartered their allegiances, secretly courted candidates, challenged the authority of their party's leadership and even stormed out and held their own protest conventions," the magazine said, citing the 1912 and 1964 Republican conventions and the 1948 and 1968 Democratic conventions as the century's most interesting.
The whole bunch
Forget the Veepstakes. Why not just go for everything?
"Yeah, yeah, he first has to win the presidency, but there's lots of buzz about whom Sen. Barack Obama might pick for his top cabinet jobs," writes Paul Bedard of U.S. News & World Report.
"Among them: Sen. Hillary Clinton as head of Health and Human Services. Her allies suggest she might be interested if the job were elevated to the top tier of agencies and if she were allowed to push health-care reform. Other names: Sen. John Kerry as secretary of state, former Sen. Tom Daschle as White House chief of staff, former Clinton Commerce Secretary William Daley to head Treasury, and exiting Republican Sen. Chuck Hagel at Defense. Obama associates insist that they are not studying the cabinet puzzle yet, but with the media and his supporters treating him like the president already, can naming a cabinet be far behind? As for his ongoing search for a vice presidential nominee, there is nothing new to add other than that supporters of New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson want his name in the mix."
Days of yore
On this day in 1492, Italian explorer Christopher Columbus sailed out of the Spanish port of Palos in search of a route to China and beyond, his crews aboard the Nina, the Pinta and the Santa Maria.
The event has long confused schoolchildren according to former teacher Richard Lederer, who has authored several books based on actual term paper bloopers from earnest pupils over the years. Keep in mind that Columbus, according to one young author, sailed forth on "the Nina, the Pina Colada and the Santa Fe."
Meanwhile, Calvin Coolidge was sworn in as the 30th president of the United States on this day in 1923, one day after President Warren G. Harding died of a heart attack.
Is it a day to think of Ollie North? Maybe. The Iran-Contra congressional hearings ended Aug. 3, 1987, with none of the 29 witnesses tying President Reagan directly to the diversion of arms-sales profits to Nicaraguan rebels.
By the numbers
The Beijing Olympics are five days away. Political commentary may overwhelm sports. Be prepared.
1.3 billion: Number of people living in China.
16: Number of the world's most-polluted cities that are in China.
20: Percentage of the world's population living in China.
9.93 million: Number of barrels of oil China consumes in a day.
600 million: Number of cell phones in China.
$1,312: Average annual salary of a person in urban China.
1 billion: Number of Chinese-made garments Americans purchase each year.
93 million: Number of people in China that have the last name "Wang."
83 pounds: Amount of bamboo a giant panda eats daily.
Source:Plenty Magazine, August-September issue
Contact Jennifer Harper at jharper@washington times.com or 202/636-3085.