- The Washington Times - Sunday, June 22, 2008

I can’t decide who I’d rather be locked in a negotiating room with, Jessica Alba as the owner of the Toronto Maple Leafs in “The Love Guru” or Cameron Diaz as the owner of the Miami Sharks in “Any Given Sunday.”

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But certainly not with Margaret Whitton as the owner of the Cleveland Indians in “Major League.”

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Strange, isn’t it, how many of these sports-themed movies have women owners? It’s amazing, really, that the warden in “The Longest Yard” wasn’t Jennifer Aniston.

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Not that James Cromwell wouldn’t look good in lipstick.

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Of course, if Whoopi Goldberg can coach the Knicks, anything’s possible in Hollywood.

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Come to think of it, if Isiah Thomas can coach the Knicks, anything’s possible anywhere.

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A total of 22 people were arrested in Boston on Tuesday night as the city celebrated the Celtics’ 17th NBA title. Among the 22, I would hope, was Any Laker Who Had Anything To Do With Boston’s 131-92 Blowout Win In Game 6.

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Seriously, how badly did Kobe Bryant and Co. pack it in in that last game? Well (to answer my own question), consider this:

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