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Friday, November 21, 2008

MOVIES: Van Damme goes indie in 'JCVD'

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  • Jean Claude Van Damme plays a fictionalized version of himself in "JCVD."

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By Christian Toto

Jean-Claude Van Damme nearly rose to the heights of other '80s action heroes like Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger, but he never got his "Rambo" or "Terminator" to complete his ascent.

The 47-year-old actor may have the last laugh.

His latest film, "JCVD," casts him as a fictionalized version of himself, a washed-up actor juggling bills, a nasty divorce and a dearth of film roles.

Not only is the film a marked improvement from his testosterone flicks of yore, Mr. Van Damme gets to flex much more than his legendary Muscles From Brussels.

He actually acts, and no one but the most cynical of audiences will greet the moment with giggles.

The French-language film opens with the kind of action scene that forged the actor's modest fame. It's a doozy of a sequence, a one-take barrage showing that the aging action star remains as brawny as ever.

Turns out it's all an act. Van Damme, playing himself, is merely on a film set running through his paces. When he asks if he can do a second take, the young director dismisses him like a child.

How the mighty have fallen.

The next scene finds Van Damme paying for that violent screen persona. He's in a courtroom fighting with his ex-wife for custody of their child. Her lawyer starts listing examples of the actor's violent movie theatrics to show he isn't fit for full-time parenting.

His day only gets worse when he finds himself in the middle of a bank heist. The police think he's robbing the bank, a sad example of a fallen star desperate for cash. But the truth is more complicated, and Van Damme can't fall back on his martial arts magic, or a team of stunt coordinators, to save the day.

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