Wednesday, April 15, 2009

NEW YORK (AP) - One small step for NASA, one giant running leap for Stephen Colbert.

NASA announced Tuesday that it won’t name a room in the international space station after the comedian. Instead, the agency has named a treadmill after him.

NASA earlier held an online contest to name a room (or “node”) at the international space station. With write-in votes, the name “Colbert” beat out NASA’s four suggested options: Serenity, Legacy, Earthrise and Venture.

On Tuesday’s “The Colbert Report” on Comedy Central, astronaut Sunita Williams announced that NASA _ which always maintained it had the right to choose an appropriate name _ would not name the node after Colbert.

Instead, Node 3 will henceforth be called “Tranquility,” the eighth most popular response submitted by respondents in the poll. The node, whose name alludes to where Apollo 11 landed on the moon (the Sea of Tranquility), is scheduled to be launched on the space shuttle Endeavour in Feb. 2010.

NASA and Colbert compromised by naming a treadmill used for exercising in space after Colbert. NASA, itself an acronym, often names things so they spell out something fun. And that’s what they did with C.O.L.B.E.R.T.: the Combined Operational Load Bearing External Resistance Treadmill.

Sophisticated treadmills are crucial for living in space for long periods of time, as astronauts do on the space station. Williams ran a marathon on one while living at the space station in 2007, jogging in place to coincide with the Boston Marathon.

The C.O.L.B.E.R.T. treadmill is a new version that will launch in August, NASA spokesman Mike Curie said.

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“We don’t typically name U.S. space station hardware after living people and this is no exception,” Bill Gerstenmaier, associate administrator for Space Operations said in a statement. “However, NASA is naming its new space station treadmill the ’Combined Operational Load Bearing External Resistance Treadmill,’ or COLBERT. We have invited Stephen to Florida for the launch of COLBERT and to Houston to try out a version of the treadmill that astronauts train on.”

Treadmills not only play an important rule in keeping astronauts fit and their bones from losing strength in space, but they also have a place in science fiction comedy. Futuristic cartoon George Jetson had problems with his at the beginning of every episode.

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On the Net:

NASA: https://www.nasa.gov/

The Colbert Report: https://www.colbertnation.com/home

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AP Science Writer Seth Borenstein in Washington contributed to this report.

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