
Cuba’s Fidel Castro sprayed South Florida with a barrage of unprintable expletives yesterday after discovering that he was having a live radio conversation with two disc jockeys from that area who had called pretending to be Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez’s aides.
While on the air, Enrique Santos and Joe Ferrero of the WXDJ-FM Spanish-language station in Coral Gables persuaded Mr. Castro to help track down a lost briefcase that contained sensitive documents.
The two, who have gained international notoriety by using ruses to ring up Latin American presidents and South Florida dignitaries, used pre-recorded phrases that can be replayed at the touch of a button to engage Mr. Castro in a four-minute conversation.
At one point, they asked Mr. Castro whether he would direct Cuban state security to help locate the missing briefcase.
Mr. Castro promised assistance, saying he’d been informed and was “satisfied.”
Mr. Santos revealed the ruse by replying:
“Are you satisfied with [what] you have done on the island, assassin?”
“You fell for it just like Hugo Chavez,” Mr. Santos told Mr. Castro, referring to a show in which the disc jockeys had called Mr. Chavez, pretending to be Mr. Castro.
“Fell for what? I haven’t said [expletive]. Go to [expletive],” Mr. Castro said.
Infuriated that he had been tricked, Mr. Castro went off on a tirade.
The Cuban leader hurled profanities at Mr. Santos and his mother and questioned her marital status at the time of Mr. Santos’ birth. Mr. Castro also questioned the disc jockey’s sexual orientation.
The telephone call ended with whoops of joy in the WXDJ newsroom.
The disc jockeys had found the telephone number to Mr. Castro’s government office on the Internet, Mr. Santos said.
He said the station, delighted with the coup, had been rebroadcasting the tape all morning, and the disc jockeys had been doing radio and television interviews with reporters from around the globe.
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