But fear not, Mr. Tognazzini writes: The iWatch could help the company create the most accurate maps ever.
"It might start out as an app designed with the best of intentions, to let people communicate via a brand-new gestural language-in, Morse code vibration out, aimed, perhaps, at a few aging amateur radio operators," he wrote. "It it suddenly and unexpectedly taken over by school kids, sweeping the nation. No more being busted by teacher while intently tapping out text on phones. Instead, kids will be just innocently rubbing their watch faces. No more glancing at text screens, just feeling silent vibrations."